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Many people think that we are all the same. But I assure you, I am different. I am no one's imitation. I live the life given to me. I do not have expectations to fulfill and standards to uphold. Instead I have dreams to bring into reality and people who I want to make proud. My name is Justine Vitangcol. I'm a computer addict, trustworthy friend, ready to help anyone as long as i can. I do not know how you label me, but I assure you, I will remain the same. And I will not change to please anyone.
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♥Monday, May 21, 2007
Jokes ni Jona.
Gling kay Jonalyn Alcasid to. HAHA. buo e noh? wala lng. Salamat Jona. :P
Juan: pare cnong idol mo?
Pedro: c arnold schwarzenegger.
Juan: cge nga, spell schwarzenegger?
Pedro: hnde, joke lng. Pare si Jet Li
tlga idol ko!
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pila-pila lang. Walang tulakan. Lahat
tayo mkakalabas.
–TAE
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4 kinds of utot.
Utot 1. long but harmless.
Utot 2. loud and proud.
Utot 3. silent but violent
Utot 4. wet and wild!
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Kapag nagyelo ang celfon mo, nasa
Alaska ka na
Pag mainit ang celfon mo, nasa Africa
ka na.
Pag naglangis, nasa Saudi ka na.
At pag nawala celfon mo, welcome to
Philippines!
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A couple at the wishing well.Husband
leans over, made a wish and throws
coin.
Wife made a wish, but leans too much,
falls in and drowns.
Husband: "hala! bilis naman!"
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Erap: Sumuko na kayo!!
MILF: Hindi kami susuko hanggat hindi
mo naiispell ang "SURRENDER"!!
Erap: Tang-ina nyo!!! Tuloy ang laban!!
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In a petshop, customer talks to a
parrot.
CUSTOMER: hoy! Can you talk ha?? Bobo!
PARROT: yes I can! Ikaw? Can you fly
ha? Can you fly? Gago!
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Juan: pare, nsusuka ko kaya lang hindi
ako masuka.
Pedro: madali lang yun pare, sundot mo
tonsil mo.
(sinundot ang tonsil)
Juan: hindi pa din eh
Pedro: try mo sundot puwet mo.
(sinundot ang pwet)
Juan: ayaw pa din eh..
Pedro: ngayon ska mo isundot ulit sa
bibig mo.
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JUAN; Tay! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de
lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang
gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin
mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!
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Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa
Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip
na lang
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Jonaaa. Salamat sa jokes mo.:)
--Jiiaa
1:48 AM
